Tuesday, April 18, 2006

driver awareness

after making several road trips in the last 2 weeks, i have a suggestion that i think would greatly increase my enjoyment and peace of mind during said roadtrips. ok more like a demand.

i hereby decree that no old person (or person of any age) will be allowed to purchase a civilian car that looks like a cop car. no dark blue, white, or silverish luxury sedans, ie. lincoln town cars, ford crown victorias, and late model chevy impalas. this will help me avoid having to slow down my normal driving speed of 150 mph to 45 mph every time i see a huge white car going 30. it is natural for me to want to pass them and not hang out with them like i want to go slow. my plan for solving this problem includes requiring old people to drive cars like this:


this would solve all of the problems related to old people driving cop cars.