Tuesday, October 18, 2005

congratulations graduate

so it might be entirely possible for me to graduate this year.

ok, i realize how that statement must sound. i am totes a 5th year senior, and i sound unsure of my graduation status as of the end of this year. well y'all...

i was just really concerned that i was gonna have to take like 50 credit hours this spring in order to actually, ya know, finish up. that is one of the things that really fucked me up last year (read: not the only thing that made me not graduate, just ask my theory teacher) i was gonna have to take like 25+ credit hours to graduate last spring. so i was just woooooorried, y'all. like for realz.

so today in diction, without the help of our friend smokey mcgee, aka patti rencher, i did a little audit of my own. it appears (and i am fully aware that appearances can be deceiving) that in order to graduate, your friend gunshot here must take a mere 14 credit hours winter quarter and 17 credit hours in the spring. now that's not bad, is it?

Y'ALL!!!1!11!!!! I AM GONNA GRADUATE!!! and i am so excited. i really didn't add it up before, because i was so afraid that i was gonna be the like token undergraduate for the rest of my life. but i won't.

and now......doo do doo doo!!! (that was the trumpet fanfare) i can reveal my secret to those of you who don't know. for those of you who do know, and hear about it everyday, i sincerely apologize. y'all, i, gunshot lin, am not going to ccm next year. there. i said it. AND I CAN'T WAIT. and that is why i HAVE to graduate. i cannot be here anymore. my legacy will live on but i, the person, must leave.

and so now, upon realizing this beautiful news, i celebrate. with reduced fat chips ahoy (like 100 of them) and skim milk.

4 Comments:

Blogger Bug said...

you realize those reduced fat chips ahoy would totes be not reduced fat if we had only been able to embrace full fat things as children......... but alas we still cling to the reduced fat/low cal/ not saturated/bleekeyblackbboooob......................... i digress.

baughl.
juan wants to meet you very badly and now has incorporated the phrase "ya'll it's just graaaaat" into his normal conversations......

12:39 PM  
Blogger nancy said...

where are you going? I am very proud of you.

2:04 PM  
Blogger C.B. Po said...

And doodlely Doo! Smokey Mcgee is quite the allusive mongoose!

4:03 PM  
Blogger nora said...

patty's not so bad.. i called her up once when i was freaking out thinking i was going to have to take freshman english, and she just made fun of me......... in a nice way.

8:13 AM  

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